Conspiracy: Did Martians Come to Japan?

“Gravy for the brain, Jerry.” ~ Conspiracy Theory

Apparently, there is a growing movement that believes Japan was visited by Martians centuries ago. This riveting story explains in more details. Naturally, I had to see for myself on Google Mars if the coordinates 6° 3’57.07″N 92° 4’13.22″E exist. Indeed they do not! What is Google trying to hide from us? Clearly, this is evidence that intelligent life from Mars must have visited Japan. I sense your skepticism, but answer me this. What else could possible explain this phenomenon?

023Cat conspiracy: When Ernie sleeps in Gracie’s spot! Why does Gracie look so perturbed? Other than losing her favorite sleep spot, what else does she receive by being there? Perhaps this is the only spot where she can receive her secrete messages. Does she fear missing out on tonight’s update? Maybe it’s a crucial piece of information….

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