“You know what they put in the water don’t ya, fluoride on the pretext that it strengthens your teeth. That’s ridiculous. You know what this stuff does to you? It actually weakens your will, takes away your capacity for creative thought and makes you a slave to the State. ” Jerry Fletcher Conspiracy Theory 

As a young school age child, I remember once a week we had a fluoride treatment. Every Wednesday morning right after announcements, we had to swish for a minute.(Wednesday was also pizza day in the school cafeteria.) I’ve also received fluoride treatments from the dentist. Some towns even add it to their water supply. Sure it’s supposed to be for our dental healthy, but is it really? Do we really know what the long term effects of all that swishing will be? How do we know there isn’t a connection between swishing and rectangular pizzas on rectangular cafeteria trays? This website suggests it’s really just a money making racket for the medical and pharmaceutical companies. These symptoms of fluoride exposure are pretty astounding. Think about how much money is spent yearly on arthritis medication and infertility treatments. 

I even buy that fluoride is making us dumber as a population. In doing research for this post, I discovered http://www.qawf.org. The website is currently down for renovations.  Or that’s what it appears to the unsuspecting public. Remember, according to the above website our IQ was being lowered for decades. Just maybe the pharmaceutical companies are in cahoots with the cyber net rulers to make massive amounts of cash by getting every human being on legal drugs for life. At the very least, we should be suspicious of gravy for the brain in the form of mouth rinse swishing especially on pizza day.

Cat Conspiracy: This week I noticed Gracie sleeping in Burt’s normal spot and Burt sleeping in Gracie’s normal spot. What do they know that I don’t? Maybe they’re pharmaceutical agents in cunning fluffy disguises making sure I still get my regular dose of fluoride. I suspect they’ve been genetically altered to release fluoride when they lick me. All this time, I thought Ernie’s washing my hair was just cute!