Conspiracy: The Rapture has Started. Or has it?

It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. ~ Frank Zappa

On Monday, the rapture was supposed to begin. According to several stories circulating online, NASA has been hiding the discovery of planet Nibiru and that it was going to collide with earth. This article claims NASA has debunked this story, but how do we know for sure? It’s not like it would be visible in the sky or create changes in our tides or climate change. After all, NASA is just trying to keep the general public calm according to this articleI waited for the rapture to happen all day. I was tempted to call in sick at the day job. Why spend my last hours at work? But nothing happened? Or did it? It is unseasonably warm right now in the PNW. This got me to thinking. How does one become a Doom’s Day Prophesier? Do you obtain a degree in Doom’s Dayology? I wonder if you can get that degree online? Or maybe you work in the Doom’s Day Industry. This shelter system actually seems pretty neat. The photo above shows one that is pretty small. 008Cat Conspiracy: Do the kitties have a secret stash of tuna and catnip for when the Apocalypse begins? I did notice some questionable deliveries lately. They look cute and innocent, but I think it’s a ruse. 018.JPGDon’t worry if you missed the End of Days on Monday, according to this website the Bible has the world ending on June 24, 2018. Dooms Day Prophesiers sure are persistent. Too bad my summer vacation is in July.

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